being an adult is realizing no one can stop you from buying a whole cheesecake on a normal weekday and eating it all at 3AM. growing up is realizing that buying a whole cheesecake on a normal weekday and eating it all at 3 AM is exactly as cool as you imagined

Growing up also means that cheesecake then wrecks your stomach after you eat it all 😭 but totally worth it and 10/10 will do again

Day infinity of Onion tweeting the gremlin in my brain. My therapist tells me she isn't real. Are any of you real? I take another bite of cheesecake.

Cake and Sadness?

At Christmas this year my fiancee told our 4 year old nephew "when you're an adult, you can eat cookies whenever you want. You don't have to ask anyone" and he literally went 😮😯😲🤯

Did this last night by eating 2 ice cream sandwiches back to back. No one can stop me

thats right i am not submitting to the "being unreasonable sucks" mafia, they got nothing on me, im not afraid of their enforcers, being unreasonable kicks ass

And if I suffer gastric distress after, it's nobody's business but my own. 😏🤷‍♀️

I made a cheesecake once and substituted vanilla extract with rum and it was like my third eye opened

Peak adulting. I salute you✊🏼

Growing old is seeing what a few years of doing that has done to your waistline