"does spiderman know how to tuck or is he just wearing a tight codpiece" greatest discussion in the history of marvel wiki editor fight, locked by moderators after 1.563.481 enraged replies

i bet he makes a gaff out of his web

so here are all the possible explanations (that are at least somewhat reasonable): - spiderman tucks while in costume - spiderman wears a tight codpiece - spiderman is a trans guy with minimal bottom growth - spiderman is a cis man who inexplicably got vaginoplasty - dick ripped off by supervillain

Honestly cowardly of Marvel to not have a scene in any Spiderman where someone has to tell him what a dancer belt and out him as an artless STEM nerd

Banger and a half Also my money’s on tuck, learned during his pro wrestling stint

Maybe, I dunno, do spiders have cocks? MJ would know.