no contest

never forget

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this is wild and i cant believe i missed it first time round

lol at bringing your sexual orientation up unprompted during your long rant about how belly rubs are rooted in colonialism or whatever

Ugh. She’s pretty much entirely composed of weird and bad takes, though.

Under no circumstances should you ever interact with your dog, lest they become addicted.

Are you seriously putting the question "whooza good dog" to your dog? That's condescending.

Oh god I forgot about this

she also went on a days-long twitter meltdown because of Goodreads reviews which *only* gave her book four stars (out of five)

My dog would stop. If my dog was tired, he would just splay himself in the grass. But the thing of all the dogs dropping dead from playing fetch…it would make a really good cartoon.