me interviewing the vampire: so are you gay or what the vampire: ha… you think your paltry human categories have any relevance to a being such as myself, one who has lived for hundreds of years? who has seen cultural mores change as you would change your clothes? me: alright he’s gay

Sounds kinda gay

Vampires are bisexual, typically. There’s an obvious difference but straight men usually can’t or possibly won’t see it due to Ego.