meeting a guy in a fromsoft game who's like "hello there friend": im gonna fuckin kill this dude i dont trust him meeting someone who immediately starts screaming in agony and launches into a huge speech about killing the hated dragon lord: i like this guys style

igon: remember ME, bayle? the guy you fucking ripped the legs and arms off of? it's me, and a much stronger guy! the one thing youre most afraid of!

I HEARBY VOW THAT YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! Everything about that fight rules as well

He's speaking my language Yeah guy. F that dragon

could not stop laughing at the My Leg guy rearing his head

Clearly evil guy: hehe, I fucking hate (main character) I hope they all fucking die and you never win - integral to 15 quests and an ending of the game

He’s the first guy to ever take two wrongs and make a right

Idk what it says about me as the person but the only NPC in Elden Ring I’ve just straight up iced is Boc, for being a cowering loser

Do not trust the young attractive and kindly nurse. Instead, put your faith into the scary cackling goblin man.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYLE!

"LET CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD" hm ok ok! I dig what I'm hearing so far, you wanna get some coffee or