Okay okay, it’s finally LONG

Okay, but what IF… I became a wild gremlin child that just toured about and told y’all the best places to eat and drink (non and full) at? Is that a job? Would anyone trust me?

Sometimes you need to be a villain

I can diminish in the west now… a beautiful Queer fashion designer in NY complimented my style.

Ahhh yes, the age old chestnut/curse of being asked “are you industry” …”yes? But like…. Nuance” “Okay wonderful, let’s do some shots!” 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Dear Starter Packs, if you stay. It’s gonna be cats, pole dancing, and thoughts. Sporadically. Though who knows. Enjoy 😘❤️😊😏

THESE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE EATING OUR CATS

The only way to watch what’s about to happen. (The glass was more full 10 mins ago)

Another Disneyland Half Marathon and 5k done! This time adorably Halloween themed. I am shocked I made the 1/2

The absolute shade of Apple Health. Let a person be sad dammit.