i am controlling the weather with voodoo dolls and fuzzy dice

Common like sunset, but we're no less beautiful. Shine till our last rays.

Two people that I used to sleep with are now sleeping together. The circle of life.

Morning and I are on a break. Sayonara, motherfucker.

One of the cool things of working for a rural company is all the field workers who wear the jeans that fit their butts just right …

a toothless from how to train your dragon is looking at the camera

ALT: a toothless from how to train your dragon is looking at the camera

are the pinned posts in the room with you rn?

I can't work full-time because when my pets nap, I have to nap too.

Don't let people you could easily murder bother you.