I just want to say... this ain't new

Unrelatedly, I love "do pitching" and "drive runners across plate" in the headlines.

wasn't sure if the "red ruffing" headline was going to be about the world series or the soviet army

I feel like the guy who bought our bar a two foot stack of pizzas when the Sox won would have got us hookers and blow if he'd been able to get a second mortgage with a phone call

YANKEES BEAT REDS AMERICA BEATS REDS

The ones that get me most are the few I've seen where, on the same day, a news outlet will have a story like "James Murders Thompson in Last Nights No-Holds Barred Debate" next to "Mail Bombs Sent To Top Democrats."

the date is hard to see but that's the 1939 world series