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Mickey Flykick
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Comedian(ish), podcaster(ish) and all around good fellow(ish). My Podcast ā€œMonomaniacal w/ Mickey Flykickā€ available wherever you get podcasts. sites.libsyn.com/501443
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I am hearing from some of my political insider gossip sources that New York Magazine Washington Correspondent Olivia Coochie has been placed on leave after getting a UTI from Beetlejuice

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A man says "Oh Great, here comes the guy that never heard of Hitler." A man with a Hitler like moustache and haircut comes up an says "Hello Gents, just having a great day with my favorite hairstyle and facial hair combination." He leaves and waves goodbye "well ta-ta." The first man says "yeah, see ya Carl." Another man asks "jeez, should e tell hum about Hitler?" The first man says "no, it would crush him..."
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That's him

From behind we see a man who looks a lot like Dilbert walking. Voices say "Hey look, it's dilbert." "That dude looks just like dilbert" "Is that dilbert from the comics?" "Just like Dilbert Haha" We see a closeup of the man's face. It is covered in growths and lumps. He looks substantially less like Dilbert from the front. He cries and says "okay, yes, sure, I can see some passing similarity, but I'm not him. I can't help that I was born looking like this. Do you think it's funny just blurting out whatever pop culture reference comes to your mind, like a baby yelling at shapes they recognize, slowly sanding down the world into a paste of "I get that reference?" I'm a human being. Do I not deserve some basic dignity? I get enough shit from my talking dog at home."
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Yā€™know, Iā€™m the peaceable type. I donā€™t fight folks or do any martial arts. Iā€™m 5ā€™9 and 77 Kilos soaking wet. My hands are soft and smooth. All that being saidā€¦ I could destroy this man in combat

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The difference between the latest TikTok videos from Vance and Walz says it all (Also notice the ā€œmiss, missā€ on the screen in Vanceā€™s video lol)

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Delulu-Lemon. Cause Iā€™m CRAZY about them yoga pants!

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Detective Gumshoe looks *ROUGH* for 32

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Kevin Smith fucking sucks but Green Arrow Rebirth and his Batman books are good. Onomatopoeia is very menacing.

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Jeff Lynne said I could take the name Mr Bluesky. On account of my good posts

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ā€œMan I donā€™t want to do the housework right nowā€ *spend half an hour shovelling shit and carrying bales of hay in Red Dead Redemption 2* ā€œIā€™m so soothedā€

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da baby crew

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Mickey Flykick
@mickeyflykick.bsky.social
Comedian(ish), podcaster(ish) and all around good fellow(ish). My Podcast ā€œMonomaniacal w/ Mickey Flykickā€ available wherever you get podcasts. sites.libsyn.com/501443
28 followers128 following426 posts
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