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Amy Simoneau
@midliferefit.bsky.social
Landed sailor with a writer heart. Lover of hand tools. Dog 🐕, libraries 📚, local food. Form and function philosopher. midliferefit.com
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I'm about to turn into a tomato.

A collander full of washed multicolor heirloom tomatoes, orange striped, pink oblong cuties, red rounds, torpedo green stripeys. I eat at least 20 a day. Bought some of these to save seeds.
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I feel the ship begin to list. A roll to port of which I kissed.

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People keep posting about the pets bullshit from the debate. It's vexing to hear that voice over and over again. Why give that puny peonfuck airplay at all?

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gotta love @effinbirds.com

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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "See you whenever the fuck i come back to this shithole"
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Yesterday I was meeting someone and they said I'll be in a jeep and a bucket hat. I was all wtf is a bucket hat (hard hat? not entirely inappropriate for the occasion, though it seemed a little extreme). Then today, 2/2, I see a photo/comment about bucket hats. #sweepingthenation

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I am so excited for everyone to see this amazing story about the mysterious seismic signal, mega-tsunami, giant rockslide, and perpetual wave machine of a fjord! www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Entire Earth vibrated for nine days after climate-triggered mega-tsunami
Entire Earth vibrated for nine days after climate-triggered mega-tsunami

Landslide in Greenland caused unprecedented seismic event that shows impact of global heating, say scientists

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Dead heat with an hour left. Vote Kyanite! #teamkyanite#MinCup24

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Writers, list up to 5 NOT WRITING jobs you've had for at least 6 months each. Me: 1) sea-going oceanographic technician 2) university bookstore cashier 3) forestry lab worker 4) feminist sex shop clerk 5) hardware store job

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cucumbers sometimes look like humpback whales

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Cusp of moldy bread and eleven year-old spiced strawberry jam. Gut of steel I tell ya.

The canning jar lid of some jam I found in the back of my cupboard, it says in sharpie, Fall 2013 Spiced Strawberry Jam. I'm about halfway through the jar and still alive talking about it.
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Amy Simoneau
@midliferefit.bsky.social
Landed sailor with a writer heart. Lover of hand tools. Dog 🐕, libraries 📚, local food. Form and function philosopher. midliferefit.com
39 followers52 following398 posts