what if I had a big, cold, carbonated beverage right now? then what? I’d be unstoppable.

are we finally doing this for real

Are we so back right now

Jeff Gecsmann

hatsune miku is going to be the next speaker of the house

My cousin is a cop in New York. He just told me that gangs are putting the drug from Good Burger that makes the Mondo Burgers bigger into Halloween candy this year. They want to turn your kids ginormously huge and bake them into pies. Don't risk it, skip trick-or-treating this year.

They did forget but they made a call and got it sorted out

At da docta sure would be a shame if they forgot to order my bloodwork lab