Software people! I made a thing. 
www.npmjs.com/package/neoip
NeoIP is a (hopefully) drop-in replacement “ip”, which looks to have been abandoned. 
Whether it gets any traction or not remains to be seen. But it’s there if anyone finds it useful.

npm: neoip

IP address utilities for node.js, forked from `indutny/node-ip`. Should be usable as a drop-in replacement.. Latest version: 2.1.0, last published: 3 days ago. Start using neoip in your project by run...