You need a whole box of them in a tic tac packet to get a proper bang.

Frazzles and marmite? Your tongue must be humming.

You see Han, Luke, and Chewbacca get a lift to their destination. Why didn't you say this before? I did say this before.

I'm ridiculously online and I had no idea the UK would stop using coal this week. This level of public realm only becomes important if it's a shambles and someone from the Undertones gets involved.

Slightly obsessed with this picture of Robert Jenrick and his wife playing Scalextric. (Photo James Veysey)

I wrote quite a personal piece about racism now and racism then. Have a read…. www.tortoisemedia.com/2024/10/04/a...

Anand Menon on racism: the UK has made progress, but this year's riots show there's a long way to go - Tortoise

One of Britain's leading public intellectuals reflects on how racism – and his experience of it – has changed over the last 50 years

Would it be better to know they had a motive rather than just being dense?

It's still there for Manchester. Does beg the question why they left that in but not for London.

Baseball cap with a suit? Have some dignity, man.