The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded
As Weapons Officer, I use my sense of Feng Shui rather than Galactic Navy protocols to dictate how weapons should be stored, which is why the shotgun is in the docking bay, the rocket launcher is behind that potted plant in the crew lounge, and the laser rifle is in the galley's second refrigerator.
Used the Google Assistant's voice feature to set a reminder to "do hose" for 2:00 p.m. and it instead spelled it "do hoes" and now I am very much wondering what kind of information Google is using to think that was the right word to use there.
My wife bought a 4.5 pound jar of maraschino cherries to make her yearly chocolate-covered cherries. It is large. We have spent the last hour trying to find it in our house. She says she "put it somewhere we wound find it," which, so far, seems less than entirely true.
I wish skydiving baby lasted longer as a leitmotif on Bluesky the jokes you were probably saving for later forgive me I'm back to old memes so doctor I am Pagliacci
If we get more Hailey $teinfeld as Kate Bi$hop, I'm ab$olutely in for that.
Halloween outfit is Boring Middle-Aged Suburbanite; considered trying for Sexy Boring Middle-Aged Suburbanite but then realize mirrors exist and after checking one realized that would have been more than a little difficult.
IIRC, the Bucs would have to go undefeated until well into the 2030 season in order to hit .500 as a franchise. I'm less than entirely sure owning our history is particularly self-empowering.
Evangelical support of Israel is absolutely fundamentally anti-Semitic in every way; part of their end times prophecy is, at the end, the Jews are offered the option to convert or die. Support of Israel is predicated on the literal extermination of Jews, one way or another.