The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded
Used the Google Assistant's voice feature to set a reminder to "do hose" for 2:00 p.m. and it instead spelled it "do hoes" and now I am very much wondering what kind of information Google is using to think that was the right word to use there.
My wife bought a 4.5 pound jar of maraschino cherries to make her yearly chocolate-covered cherries. It is large. We have spent the last hour trying to find it in our house. She says she "put it somewhere we wound find it," which, so far, seems less than entirely true.
Halloween outfit is Boring Middle-Aged Suburbanite; considered trying for Sexy Boring Middle-Aged Suburbanite but then realize mirrors exist and after checking one realized that would have been more than a little difficult.
Good: Realizing the wife is out for the night so I can cook something aromatic and spicy without annoying her. Good: Making authentic Kung Pao shrimp, getting out the Sichuan peppercorn and dried peppers, and preparing them. Not So Good: Forgetting you just did that and rubbing your eyes.
Always a good sign when your players request a throwback from a beloved earlier D&D Halloween adventure you ran; now I just have to figure out why the vampire cows have come back to threaten the land again.
Iowa beats Wisconsin 15-6; QB Deacon Hill was 6-14 for 37 yards. Brian Ferentz is a legend. In a very bad way.
Microsoft has officially acquired Activision-Blizzard; the part of me that realizes endless corporate consolidation is bad on many levels is in conflict with the part of me that knows ActiBlizz's management were toxic, awful douchebags and Microsoft has traditionally been better in many ways.