Hip hop beef is grown men writing poetry about each other in different rooms and I think that’s beautiful

why can't I super like a skeet yet?

used to be that writing poetry and storytelling was a skill all dudes aspired too but white people gave that shit up to weird mega churches, new country music, and political cults

when you realise that actually a lot of it is just a work, part of hip hop kayfabe, you're like, yeah, I am much more interested in hearing this now that they're not actually in danger of this shit escalating into real violence

Wondering what dish you'd cook with hip hop beef.

Now do wrestling fans

Vōs, quod mīlia multa bāsiōrum lēgistis male mē marem putātis?

Oh, I think there’s a poem to be about the dude who’s in the office down the hall from me. Let me see what rhymes with, worthless.

it’s soooo samurai of them

But with genuine feelings!!

Pretty much…never heard anyone explain it like this 😅thank you 🤘🏾