Comedy doesn't work unless someone is getting offended.
Tonight, I have been reminded of Train Racism. Amazingly, this was something our dearly departed @sumoyokai.bsky.social reviewed with me in *painful detail*. The question rapidly became if Sotor was actually in South Africa or Rhodesia rather than the Irish Sea.
Rights aren't rights if someone can take them away. They're privileges.
"Sometimes I'm fine. But I'm not dandy. I might be close to dandy. I might be approaching dandy. I might even be in the general vicinity of dandyhood. But not quite fully dandy. Other times, I might indeed be highly dandy. However, not fine."
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
"Sorry, but the phone rang and it startled me."
"How's your hammer hangin?"
every thomas roleplay account stay in our little bubble do not reply to anyone who isnt a thomas account @gordonthebigengine.bsky.social@percythesmallone.bsky.social can yall repost dis
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"