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Mister FrankenPants
@misterpants.bsky.social
Human man person. Your biggest fan. Official Notary Public of BlueSky. My first therapist fired me. Professional guitarist in real life.
Pants dropping: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ggl5mwnmwvf67h5ucwhwx6aj/feed/aaaixdamqwjna
275 followers308 following309 posts
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antidepressants should have cute lil notes on them like candy hearts
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vampires that feed on Mountain Dew instead of blood
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very little tension here on bluesky. basically smooth sailing ever since the Blood Wars
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Not everyone is meant to eat dairy, is what I say after shitting my pants.
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What’s this about Laura Palmer having a huge wang?
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Was looking online at houses in Scotland but forgot to limit cookies (biscuits) and now I’m a Grade II listed area of outstanding beauty, I think, I really can’t understand them.
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Signed up for the wrong psychic class and now I give predilections.
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The only thing standing between me and a return to vegetarianism is this roast beef sandwich.
MF
Mister FrankenPants
@misterpants.bsky.social
Human man person. Your biggest fan. Official Notary Public of BlueSky. My first therapist fired me. Professional guitarist in real life.
Pants dropping: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ggl5mwnmwvf67h5ucwhwx6aj/feed/aaaixdamqwjna
275 followers308 following309 posts