*clicks Keep Me Signed In for the 327th time*

pov you're the serving bowl sitting on the bottom shelf of the kitchen cabinet that I'm looking for but haven't spotted yet

them: oh wow, you look great! what's your secret? me:

minor spelling mistake

a pile of dirt is spread out on a white background .

ALT: a pile of dirt is spread out on a white background .

huh okay I guess it's but now eh?

brb i'm defacing the great pyramid of giza to protest the 40 hour work week

What's on my calendar for evolution this year? Gay.

Horny on main? Linux on main.

Slüg

nobody: my straight gym partner: "I'm teaching a gay man how to lift call that shit build-a-bear: