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+1 I've always told my kid my #1 job is to keep him safe, #2 is to keep him healthy, and when I have to say no or make him do something he doesn't like it's almost certainly for one of those reasons.

The food in those commercials always bounced. (Maybe it still does.) I never understood the bouncing.

The time we were at a pub quiz in probably Edinburgh and every time they read and repeated the question [Scottish accent] "What is a tore tiller," from our faraway table we shouted "tortilla!" We also did not win the pub quiz

thank you, five (my 7yo calls this back when I give him the countdown to bedtime)

Kicker: I don't even know her

www.stitchfiddle.com/c/sfp9hn-ah4... ❤️

Tiny thumbnail picture of the singer he hit, but no comment or even suggestion that they so much as asked him whether he had thoughts? 🤬

One of kid's summer camps was in a community college where the "run-hide-fight" signs are obvs much less elementary-appropriate. Telling me about how if they couldn't get away and they couldn't hide, they'd be allowed to throw chairs. "I hope that doesn't happen until I'm at least a blue belt." 😭

(I should have said idiolect or accent, mea culpa)