Blue checkmark dudes will finally have the engagement denied to them by the ex-wives and children who have long since cut them out of their lives. Someone to compliment their recently-purchased Tesla who won't complain every time he whines about "those people" moving into the neighborhood.
CEO of Fazbear refutes allegations of children being murdered in the pizzeria; "There were dozens of children in the pizzeria that day that had a lot of fun and weren't stuffed into mascot suits."
Already a subscriber but I could always use big mug.
It feels like every other month we see a new group of people who previously never got death threats for just doing their job getting death threats for doing their job. When does society stop treating the people feeding this poison as simply folks with legitimate concerns/opinions?
Stolen from /r/Steam, but Valve's purposeful gamification of being an insufferable asshole has turned Steam's community into an even bigger shit hole where the front page of a lot of community discussion boards are just swamped with troll threads farming awards.
Now that we're in spoopy month I must reveal that I am terrified of cute femboys. I hope none of them visit me in the night.