Blue checkmark dudes will finally have the engagement denied to them by the ex-wives and children who have long since cut them out of their lives. Someone to compliment their recently-purchased Tesla who won't complain every time he whines about "those people" moving into the neighborhood.

CEO of Fazbear refutes allegations of children being murdered in the pizzeria; "There were dozens of children in the pizzeria that day that had a lot of fun and weren't stuffed into mascot suits."

Already a subscriber but I could always use big mug.

It feels like every other month we see a new group of people who previously never got death threats for just doing their job getting death threats for doing their job. When does society stop treating the people feeding this poison as simply folks with legitimate concerns/opinions?

Loved Left 4 Dead's rebuttal to this trope.

I hope you don't do that.

Work notes: "They should really hire a cleaner for this place."

Dweebs: "Get woke go broke." Godot: "We're open source, we're already broke. Checkmate."

All you need to know about SmashJT is found in the fact that he became a militant fanboy of, and invested $10k into, the Amico console and all it took was Tommy Tallarico promising to be his friend.

I've mostly switched over to monk fruit and Stevia.