I had resolved last New Year's Day to build my bunker for riding out the Apocalypse, but after shopping around in 2023 for a bunker plan that fit my budget, I've decided that in 2024 I will generously cast my lot with the rest of humanity.

Who wants to be around for all that? Kmn

Any room can be a panic room if you're anxious enough.

I will be stocking up on speakers. I’ll be the apocalypse volume dealer in Bartertown.

Bunkers will be the first to get burned down, anyway, because who knows what evils are hiding in there! When the end times come, best to just pretend to be really dumb and shake the fist at everything (to better fit in). 👍

Who would have thought the apocalypse would have been so inflationary?

How munch to get and invited for that ? lol

Very kind of you. I’ll save you a seat next to the camp stove under the tarp.