“Small girls in the webcam studio. Pizza boxes for goalposts. Enduring image, isn’t it? Mmm? Marvellous.”

He’d gone all “proper binmen”. Had to happen eventually. “Anyone remember Frazzles?”

Andrew Tate was about 10 years old when Oasis were a big deal even his mawkish nostalgia is a fucking lie

Street's like a jungle So call the police Following the herd Down to Greece..... On holiday.