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Mockeree
@mockeree.bsky.social
You should ̶n̶'̶t̶ believe what you see on the internet. Satirical Imagebomb™ Makers since 2016. Fuck Elon. linktr.ee/mockeree
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“Whazzup?”

Stoned-looking Putin talking on a cordless phone, tongue lolling from the side of his mouth, wearing Ghostface cloak and glove in the weed-smoking scene from ‘Scary Movie’
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“Small girls in the webcam studio. Pizza boxes for goalposts. Enduring image, isn’t it? Mmm? Marvellous.”

The Fast Show’s Ron Manager wearing a gaudy dressing gown and gesticulating theatrically with a cigar behind a telltale box of Romanian pizza
Screenshot of a tweet from Andrew Tate on 01 Sep 2024: “The Oasis tour isn’t just about their music. It’s about the height of Britain. It’s about the nostalgia of remembering how amazing Britain was. If you didn’t live it you’ll never understand it and it can’t be explained. A time when you could go down the pub, interact with people you knew and didn’t know and have the best night of your life on 15 quid. A time when there was always something happening, in every city, 7 nights a week. No fear of being stabbed. No fear of being robbed. A time when everyone watched the same TV shows and discussed them the next day. You weren’t desperate to go on holiday like the British are now, there was no need…” …and so on, disappearing off the bottom of the screen. There’s another whole screenful of this bum-gravy but you didn’t want to see that. You want to go home and rethink your life.
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“Small girls in the webcam studio. Pizza boxes for goalposts. Enduring image, isn’t it? Mmm? Marvellous.”

The Fast Show’s Ron Manager wearing a gaudy dressing gown and gesticulating theatrically with a cigar behind a telltale box of Romanian pizza
Screenshot of a tweet from Andrew Tate on 01 Sep 2024: “The Oasis tour isn’t just about their music. It’s about the height of Britain. It’s about the nostalgia of remembering how amazing Britain was. If you didn’t live it you’ll never understand it and it can’t be explained. A time when you could go down the pub, interact with people you knew and didn’t know and have the best night of your life on 15 quid. A time when there was always something happening, in every city, 7 nights a week. No fear of being stabbed. No fear of being robbed. A time when everyone watched the same TV shows and discussed them the next day. You weren’t desperate to go on holiday like the British are now, there was no need…” …and so on, disappearing off the bottom of the screen. There’s another whole screenful of this bum-gravy but you didn’t want to see that. You want to go home and rethink your life.
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Mmockeree.bsky.social

Today’s wide-eyed and innocent Daily Mail front page has no idea who could be responsible for the #FarageRiots

Thursday’s Daily Mail headline: ‘A BIGGER RACIST DID IT AND THEN RAN AWAY’. A tagline says ‘Far-Right "newspapers" had nothing to do with far-Right "protests"’. Under photo of protesters a story says “THOUSANDS of front pages took to the streets across the country this morning to exonerate scared far-Right newspapers. Threats of disorder across the UK saw headlines hurriedly rewritten in a craven and cynical attempt to distance tabloids from the violence. The Daily Mail specifically, having spent none of the last century stoking bigotry with a deluge of hysterical anti-immigrant invective, has absolutely no culpability in the events we thought were going to take place last night. We’ve got nothing to do with the far Right, despite weirdly insisting on spelling it with a capital R as if to show we think they’re important. We think we saw that guy Nigel and mates talking with them, though. Is that his name? We don’t know him. And we’ve never even heard of the Blackshirts TURN TO PAGE 6”
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#FarageRiots

An edited Farage Gin advert. In close-up on a dark wooden table in a bar, a glass sits next to a bottle of Farage White Gin (because obviously) with a burning rag stuffed in its neck. On its label, the Union flag has got swastika crossbars, the slogan now reads “From the arsehole of Clacton to your streets”, and it describes itself as “classic racism” and “product of fascism”. A circular stamp says “photoshopped by @mockeree in anger”, because it was.
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Huw Edwards, escorted to court by police officers, wearing pink-tinted sunglasses on his face and a ‘Jim Fixed It For Me’ badge around his neck
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Night night, Joe.

Trump with a Peppa Pig bandage on his right ear and Joe Biden falling asleep with a My Little Pony pillow tucked into his shoulder next to his right ear.
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Joe Biden looking startled, hands raised, with a wadded white bandage taped across his mouth like the one previously seen on Trump’s ear. Because it *is* the one previously seen on Trump’s ear.
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“What first attracted you to the narcissistic, autocratic, white supremacist billionaire Donald Trump?”

Mrs Merton interviewing Elon Musk
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Trump campaign denies spelling mistake in fire chief tribute

Trump standing next to Cory Comperatore’s jacket and helmet in that ghastly “tribute” he did at the Republican National Convention. The misspelled “Compertore” on the back of the jacket has been replaced with “Covfefe”. Yes, I know his jacket really did have that error, I saw it too.
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Mockeree
@mockeree.bsky.social
You should ̶n̶'̶t̶ believe what you see on the internet. Satirical Imagebomb™ Makers since 2016. Fuck Elon. linktr.ee/mockeree
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