i appreciate whoever writes the signal release notes

The FBI would never think to take the smart fridge into evidence.

The Transit public transit app has some good ones

I appreciate the assumption that we have _old_ smart fridges...

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Release notes are an underappreciated artform

Those are cool. beats the generic 'Fixes and improvements'. for every single update

Believe me, I will get this icon to pixelate on the newest high-resolution screen while I "tweak" the UI.

Well, now I know the first "smart" refrigerator was unveiled in 2000.