Glad you’re here! I don’t understand it either but we’ll muddle through together 😊
Me: After you die, you can send me two dollar bills to let me know you’re still around. My dad: Okay, but how will I send them to you? Me: I don’t know, use your ghost powers!
Alfie tried to use his witchy powers to bring all the children to our house but the cold seems to have kept them away ☹️
Okay I redeemed myself by identifying a child as a Gryffindor. (The parent called “you’re the first person who’s gotten that right!” & I said “hi Mrs. Weasley!”)
Maybe this is the moment that inspires him to a life of WELL ACTUALLY
I didn’t see his wings and tail until he turned around! SORRY LITTLE PTERO!!!!!
Oh geez, I just called a kid a shark but I think he was actually a pterosaur. I RUINED HALLOWEEN!
