Have we tried this yet?

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Only one in three cops armed with riot gear?

That was the best worst ad.

plot twist the chem lab cooked up some fentynal for the cops and deployed her like a trojan horse.

sure, give the cops diabetes

All I wanted was a Pepsi Just one Pepsi And she wouldn't give it to me

I feel like this would be more appropriate

So I'm guessing the answer is no because they didn't. even. try.

We need a Pepsi-can-firing cannon.

“Do you have coke?” “We have Pepsi.” *cocks gun*