They asked me if I had any specific criticisms of the Ghost Train. I said nothing leapt out at me.

It wasn’t working properly. Only had a skeleton crew and for it to be perfect they didn’t have a ghost of a chance

I hate stairlifts, they drive me up the wall.

Beautiful use of ‘specific’ to give it perfect joke scansion.

Hahaha.

I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain.