First time that thing tries to walk a dog, it's going down like an AT-AT.
Our murderhobos did really badly in an encounter with a dwarven diplomat. A series of poor choices and a can of paint led to the creation of the Elven Liberation Front, which became the party's scapegoat for their more destructive excesses.
Runaway. With Tom Selleck, no less.
You missed the one with his mugshot. "Collectible" two dollar bills have been a thing for years. The ones I've seen in person were stickers with a weak enough glue that you could take it off without damaging the bill.
Someday you'll get a wild urge to do a Columbo style Whydunnit. Save them for that.
too many people got this idea into their head that being an ethical and open minded person on the internet means letting a bunch of remorseless blithering assholes screech at you whenever they want
