Combine two bands: Elēctric Lïght Blüe Öystchestra

Accountability? In *this* economy?!?

bisexuality is the one true Correct sexuality. the bible says adam AND eve not adam OR eve

I feel like if this was how gunswords worked in Final Fantasy 8, it would've been better regarded.

man goes to doctor. says he's depressed. doctor says "here, have antidepressants" man asks "no clowns today?" doctor says no. man nods and says "an age has come and gone. i will mourn its passing, but not be buried in its ashes. I was Pagliacci. who i'll be tomorrow, who can say? thank you, doctor."

Gender is performance, and I'm no longer taking audience suggestions because they are morons, and I never intended for this to be a public improv act.

Ah. So they're currently dining and staying at other people's and corporation's residences. Got it.

... I never knew about the song, and I am unable to determine if I'm better or worse off for it. Thank you for this service.