Anyone want some mashed potatoes

Help us, Dr. Stresscow! You’re our only hope!

Behold: the look that prompted A Whole Bunch of Gender Questions from my kindergartners.

good morning ☀️

when you expected the candy to be lemon but it was actually banana

One of these hats but for Whatever Juice Hozier’s Music Is Made With

plotting what I’m gonna wear for school tomorrow that skirts around the “no costumes” rule, and realizing that I’ve been dressing like John Bender from Breakfast Club pretty much daily anyway

shout out to the sound engineers for the Queen + Adam Lambert Rhapsody Tour who know how to balance their audio for the space so it’s still listenable without needing earplugs (and also for having fun choreography throughout the show. the real mvps tbh)

They sure changed Epona’s design for Tears of the Kingdom, huh

Domino is so rarely snuggly but she’s curled up in my lap and keeps making little chirpy noises in her sleep and I would die for her