K: “how come you’re a girl AND a boy?” Me: “cuz there’s cool things about being a girl, and there’s cool things about being a boy.” K: “yeah!”

K: “are you a girl or a boy?” Me: “I’m a mix! That’s why I’m Mx. Piper!” There’s one kid in particular who smashed “Mx. Piper” into one word, and calls me “Mixer.” Very fun.