him: let's do it cowgirl me, sticking the branding iron in the fireplace and pulling out a cattle prod and feed trough out from under the bed: hold on i gotta go put the silicone calf in me him: no i mean like reverse cowgirl me, putting on shoulder length rubber gloves: bend over

Cowgirls where I came from are rich daddy's girls who got their own horses and stables. The first time I tried that version of reverse cowgirl with my wife it got weird

Artificial insemination > artificial intelligence

i was gonna reply "interesting" but thank god i checked beforehand, realizing that i had literally already posted "Interesting" on this

interesting.

C-can I see the branding iron again? 👉👈

@tiqalicious.bsky.social omg had u not seen this yet?

Is it possible to “win” trash tuesday?

Reminds me of my 7th grade field trip where we learned how to artificially insemenate cows

Okay but cattle prods for sex are fucking awesome Theyre fucking terrifying. Your body learns to fear it. It forcibly turns you into a scared animal

wow we are starting out *strong* today