how old are you in internet years without telling your age? felt like a golden god upon discovering you could get around AOL's parental content restrictions by not using the AOL browser and instead minimizing the AOL platform and opening up Netscape from Program Files after dialing in.

I was once in a pub listening to Unix God's argue over who found a gopher. I did not post this to the net.

I remember when there were like five Web Pages.

WHAT THE FUCK I WISH I HAD KNOWN THIS