You‘ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? And how did this happen in the first place? You don’t seem wealthy enough to be a target, and these fictional people are unlikely to be of help. Perhaps it’s all a dream…
"Colin from Accounts". Oh bugger.
The vamps from What We Do In The Shadows. I bought a coffee mug which unexpectedly had the ghost of someone’s ex-lover attached. It is a real problem
It's the folks from the Repair shop, so whatever they do to help, it will be of the highest quality heritage craftsmanshipIt's the folks from the Repair shop, so whatever they do to help, it will be of the highest quality heritage craftsmanship
Oh God I'm fucked. Because the last thing I watched was Taskmaster, and I've seen how these people go about trying to accomplish tasks.
@guineaprince.bsky.social would that be psycho-pass or person of interest? Either way, 50/50 chance I'm screwed
An unknown, malevolent force grabbed me silently from the RR Diner when Coop had his conversation with the Log Lady. I said, "Wow, that's really asking a-log," under my breath and then poof. I think it's gonna be OK, though?
Alt: An animated GIF from the TV show Twin Peaks where characters Special Agent Cooper and Sheriff Harry Truman share a thumbs-up.
I've been watching Swedish police procedurals, so basically the kidnapping is part of an elaborate coverup of some really dark shit that goes straight to the top. And they'll definitely solve the case, but possibly not till we're all dead
Picture this: 1348. Italy. The Black Death ravages Florence. A group of pestilence-stricken thugs are holding me for ransom inside of a wine barrel. Though not wealthy, this matters to my master because I'm the only living servant he has left. But he's a hypochondriac. I'm screwed.
Watching The Blacklist. I think Reddington could rescue me from just about anywhere. He's resourceful.