9000 millionaires are leaving the UK because of the Labour government. Erm, okay? Bye! www.thetimes.com/article/3918...

The super-rich say they are leaving Britain. I’m not sorry

Labour’s tax reforms are driving multimillionaires abroad, apparently. Dubai, you’re welcome to them

Look I cannot recommend a better way to improve your life than going to the local animal shelter and asking, “what is the nicest cat you have” and then adopting them, especially if they are plain and old

Jilly Cooper's Rivals is a piece of glorious, immortal filth. I went on the set of the IMPOSSIBLY CAMP ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT Disney adaptation and had the time of my life: www.thetimes.com/culture/tv-r...

A recent report found 15-year-old girls in Britain are the most unhappy in the world. I asked one why that is. She replied straight away: "It's the boys": www.thetimes.com/magazines/th...

Why are British teenage girls so unhappy? Here’s the answer

My last book was about how much boys are struggling. ‘Well,’ one girl says, ‘who do you think they’re taking out their unhappiness on? It’s us’

Celebrity Watch on the Oasis reformation, and how we'll need a Middle-Aged Men Creche outside the venue: www.thetimes.com/life-style/c...

girl are you the new york times, because i do not want to hear your opinions, i just want to play games with you

I strongly recommend every country sending competitors to either the Olympics, or the Paralympics, subsequently makes their official outfits available online - then we can see who the FASHION winners are. I massively want Kiribatis' t-shirts.I strongly recommend every country sending competitors to either the Olympics, or the Paralympics, subsequently makes their official outfits available online - then we can see who the FASHION winners are. I massively want Kiribatis' t-shirts.

They all sound like perfumes I want to buyThey all sound like perfumes I want to buy

Whyomyouknee?Whyomyouknee?

"The German commentator next to us is absolutely LOVING this cheese!" Channel 4 commentator, as Paralympics DJ starts playing Europop, beginning a bit of Brexit aggro."The German commentator next to us is absolutely LOVING this cheese!" Channel 4 commentator, as Paralympics DJ starts playing Europop, beginning a bit of Brexit aggro.