MODERATOR: Candidates, how much does a gallon of milk cost where you live? WALZ: bought a gallon of skim milk for $2.89 at Cub last week VANCE: a gallon of mother's milk is priceless, sprung from the supple teat of creation MODERATOR: Governor Walz, the average price of milk nationally is $4.04
Live your life in such a way that your little girl doesn’t write an essay in a prestige legacy magazine begging you not to abandon your children like her dad did her.
I keep listening to the radio out of Asheville and hearing a person calling in to locate folks and another calling back to say they just went and checked on them because they’re nearby and no they don’t know them but they’re okay—we do not need cops after disaster, we do need community radio
I feel like the Swing Revival was also a lot stronger in LA than elsewhere. I know people in LA now for whom it was a life changing trend and they still bemoan the Los Feliz Brown Derby being split down the middle to be a bank on one side and a restaurant on the other.
“Why WOULDN’T I be in the HOV lane, officer? I am transporting an AMERICAN ICON OF CULTURE. I’m sorry that apparently only one of us in this conversation is a patriot.”
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The key to understanding this is to remember Trump’s support is not the working class, but the local aristocracy, the car dealership owners et al. who see themselves as Johnny Big Boy Business like Trump’s jmage.
Trump: One of my policies is that everyone is going to live on a train. The train goes so fast like faster than any train. And everyone lives on it. The rich people sit in the front. And the poor people towards the back. They get to eat a nutritional bar made out of bugs. They don’t know it’s bugs —
we already have "The Substance" that makes you smarter, look younger, and fill you with pure confidence: it's called an ice cold beer
Fun fact: Ben Shapiro wrote a scifi book, What's Fair, and other short stories. In one story a dude develops a shrink ray and hires mercenaries to shrink themselves and enter his urethra. Three *other* stories involve humans somehow entering urethras. In one, it's a mountain-sized giant's.