I'm so impressed that the Washington Post can just pretend that the last two stories are simultaneously true.
Huh, for some reason I didn't realize that you can warp to warpstones you've found in Echoes of Wisdom from *anywhere*, you don't have to find a warpstone to warp.
If you ever need the soundtrack, hit me up.
He really put a bee in the collective bonnet of our lazy, dull and self-regarding national press. The magazine libs will never forgive him.
people are like "Kojima really doesn't understand women." the problem with this framing is it implies that he does understand men.
Anyway, all you need to know about Megalopolis is that it's 2.5 hours of Francis Ford Coppola looking in the mirror (by way of Adam Driver) and reciting the "You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you" meme to himself over and over again
There's a goofy bread-and-circuses sequence (that's every bit as literal and on-the-nose it has to contractually be for a terrible movie like this) that features pro wrestlers greenscreened into a Sky Captain background and you think "Oh, he wrote this part of the script in 1985"
The self-adoring, self-aggrandizing nature of Megalopolis aside, it's also funny how Coppola's knowledge of how media (and the world in general) works is frozen in the 20th century.