I've told this story before, but when my paternal grandmother passed, her daughters fought for DAYS over who would get her precious ever-guarded recipe book, finally agreed they would share it, opened it to copy down the recipes and found it had only 1 entry which said "Book I pretend has recipes"

Honestly in awe. Absolutely incredible.

Damn, she really did take them with her.

That's so awesome. I love her.

S-tier troll

I can only aspire to this level of commitment to the bit

OMG- the mad lass, that’s amazing

we stan a queen!!!

Lol this is the most Desi story ever. Every time I try to coax a recipe out of my mom, she's like, “Arre beta, there's no recipe.”

"If you're reading this, I must be dead."

Grandma was a gangster.