The mumbai level of Hitman is the biggest crock of shit I've seen, the idea that anyone in that city would see you choking out some rich fuck in a hand tailored suit and run to call for help instead of asking if they could split the proceeds if they help you is why we need more sensitivity readers

Fucking seriously

[muttering as I write in a notebook] owls… are… dumb chill… about… plutocide… in Mumbai

I adore the WoA trilogy but I do wish there was a category of NPC that would be chill and keep your secret. Like in Mumbai there's that mole Rangan is literally about to kill but who will still freak out when you save his life.

Okay, but what about when they see a white dude in a bespoke suit headshot an Indian man in a hand-tailored suit? Because that's what always ruins my runs in Mumbai.

And I mean, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but if we're going that route, there NEEDS to be some badass music by an Indian artist playing, with some QTE causing slow mo reacts on the faces of nearby people.

Absolut™ Banger

I outsourced all my work to the other guy

I mean, it's not like you've made yourself hard to find.