I want to see a Strictly for dyspraxic vague-celebs. Everyone cheering when we manage to do the one-two-three count with our steps and don’t tread on anyone’s toes. (I, a dyspraxic person, had a ballroom dancing lesson once. They told me at the end they were closing the studio forever.)

(I think it was PROBABLY true that they were closing the studio forever. But who knows… they might just have been pleased to be moving somewhere I couldn’t find them.)

Oh many years ago I took ‘a’ salsa class during which I was taken out of the main group to to remedial rhythm exercises (step, step, clap) by myself.