Read the alt text.

A possessed reading person sounds just about perfect.

That’s solid alt text

That was delightfully Neil.

That alt text is a work of art.

That’s one of the most fun, and still descriptive, alt texts I’ve ever seen.

I'm so glad I saw "read the alt text" before anything else, because the alt text is great.

That’s a terrific use of alttext - bravo!

That alt text had me giggling.