Customer: I donāt need that I live in a house with a tin roof. Me: is it rusted? (Blank stare) Is it a little ol place where we can get together? (Blank stare) You sure itās not a rock with some kind of tunnel system?
I smell gas. I have a lighter.
Mark Zuckerberg has remade his image from a dorky, democracy-destroying CEO into a cool, athletic AI visionary in the eyes of Silicon Valley tech founders.
Mark Zuckerberg has remade his image from a dorky, democracy-destroying CEO into a cool, athletic AI visionary in the eyes of Silicon Valley tech founders.
Thatās dumb ass puts lightening rod into Jason corpse one, right?
@ggl.bsky.social Well it's a good thing I wasn't searching for that. Can you be less useful over time? The answer is sadly not no.
Really People Magazine? You had a lifetime of work and you went with āKris Kristofferson, star of āBladeāā¦ā
Thereās an exceptional brewery in a small farm town on my way home tonight. There are 7 people at 7:30p. The tap list is down to 6 beers. Iām concerned.
$350 canadian cheese only feeds sixty allegedly. 10 Costco Cheese Pizzas, $120 USD, feeds sixty. Just because you canā¦
Look if you want to be showered with corrupt gifts from shady folks in public life, you can do it, you just have to get yourself on the Supreme Court.