Customer: I donāt need that I live in a house with a tin roof. Me: is it rusted? (Blank stare) Is it a little ol place where we can get together? (Blank stare) You sure itās not a rock with some kind of tunnel system?
I smell gas. I have a lighter.
Mark Zuckerberg has remade his image from a dorky, democracy-destroying CEO into a cool, athletic AI visionary in the eyes of Silicon Valley tech founders.
Mark Zuckerberg has remade his image from a dorky, democracy-destroying CEO into a cool, athletic AI visionary in the eyes of Silicon Valley tech founders.
@ggl.bsky.social Well it's a good thing I wasn't searching for that. Can you be less useful over time? The answer is sadly not no.
Really People Magazine? You had a lifetime of work and you went with āKris Kristofferson, star of āBladeāā¦ā
Thereās an exceptional brewery in a small farm town on my way home tonight. There are 7 people at 7:30p. The tap list is down to 6 beers. Iām concerned.
$350 canadian cheese only feeds sixty allegedly. 10 Costco Cheese Pizzas, $120 USD, feeds sixty. Just because you canā¦
Look if you want to be showered with corrupt gifts from shady folks in public life, you can do it, you just have to get yourself on the Supreme Court.
Well the one thing we can all agree on, left/right, Evangelical/Catholic, Rural /Urbanā¦ Jay Leno sucked ass.
Steve Miller Band is playing the Puyallup tonight. I think heās bringing out Eminem during the secret song part of the show.