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hes not bitter at all actually. he doesnt hold any grudges… (from ch. 6 of @strawhattery.bsky.social’s zosan fic, utilities included)

a four page one piece fancomic. page 1. panel 1: usopp turns curiously and asks, “what’s it like living with zoro? you know, with both of you being alphas?” panel 2: sanji stands in the extreme foreground, while vivi sits at the coffee table, leaning against the couch. she smiles fondly at nami, who says, “usopp! you can’t just ASK that!” usopp sits at the coffee table, kaya reclining against his shoulder. he says, “aren’t you curious? sure, luffy KIND OF lived with him for a while, but sanji’s been around way longer, right?” panel 3: sanji stands in a baggy sweatshirt. he looks disgruntled as he replies, “what’s there to say? he eats everything i make and doesn’t have enough stuff to make a mess. except for the time he tried to dye his hair in my kitchen, i don’t have much to complain about.” panel 4: usopp asks a deadpan sanji, “well, if you had to rate him on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you give him?”
page 2. panel 1: sanji looks down at the floor, unsettled by the question. panel 2: then he looks up at the sky in exasperated frustration. panel 3: sanji has a flashback, recalling the end of his rut when he and zoro lay exhausted on the bed, heads at opposite ends. zoro raises his hands in the air, showing seven full fingers and part of a knuckle. sanji asks, “what… is THAT?”
page 3. panel 1: zoro raises his head. his bangs are sweaty, but he has a smug grin as he says, “out of ten,” referring to the count on his fingers. panel 2: sanji rockets upright and seated, his face a mixture of shocked and furious. he hisses, “oh, you ASSHOLE.” panel 3: sanji looms over zoro. his expression has become further unhinged and foreboding. his fingers itch to wrap around zoro’s neck. unafraid of his potential demise, zoro points at his bent finger, asking, “did you see the knuckle? it’s seven and a HALF cuz the knuckle—“ the page fades out as the flashback ends.
page 4. panel 1: sanji’s face is flat and peeved as he surfaces from the recollection. he says blandly, “seven and a half,” clearly still very bitter over zoro’s rating of his performance. panel 2: unaware of sanji’s internal stewing, vivi and nami exchange looks of muted surprise. panel 3: vivi finally turns to sanji’s eyebrows raised as she says a bit snidely, “that’s… SURPRISINGLY high.” nami smiles in amusement beside her.
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fic (mind the tags and rating): archiveofourown.org/works/538532...

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quip 🦞 @ post-wano!!!
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they/he | 26 | current concern: dangerously close to being caught up on one piece 😔 | (this is for insurance purposes… mostly on tumblr/twitter)
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