[first day as a doctor] me: inside of you are two wolves patient: …you mean lungs? me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what

Happy birthday to Sir Christopher Wren, who gave us some incredible gems like the Sheldonian Theatre, St Paul’s Cathedral, and St Bride’s Church, and then he also built whatever is going on with Trinity College Oxford’s North Building

Bluesky at night, poster's delight, Bluesky in the morning, terminally online warning

Drink water. Eat vegetables. Be nice to animals. Exercise regularly. Explore nature. Find a small door under a tree. Open it. Take a look inside. Get pepper sprayed by a tiny elf. Learn a valuable lesson about knocking first.

The thing about "just move away from areas where natural disasters are likely" this time around is I feel like "the mountains flooded" isn't really registering with people.

I often feel jealous of cats’ ability to fold themselves into tidy little loaves

Cats...

In DisasterHouse news, the bathroom door has been locking us inside, so Brown took that ancient thing apart down to its smallest pieces…which are broken.

Thinking about inviting all the introverts I know to a party so they feel like they got invited somewhere & then canceling it last minute so no one actually has to go

there really aren't enough metal songs about whales