I could fuck up a bánh mì right about now

I should get into Factorio again

i like my presidents like i like my japanese prime ministers

I love sticking my face in a screen all day! Its my god given right as an American!

Yeah well nobody asked!

The Beast from Over the Garden Wall Very nice series, give it a watch~

It's so strange to me that Lactose is just Glucose and Galactose stuck together, but it's somehow less sweet than glucose or galactose individually. So when they make lactose free milk (by just adding the enzyme that breaks it down into glucose & galactose) it ends up way sweeter than normal milk

Making a joke about the Trump assassination attempt? Isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?

“And they’re calling her Moo Deng! Moo Deng, little baby hippo.” “Mr. Trump, the question was about your immigration policy-” “And get this, she just started growing these… (pointing at mouth) little baby hippo teeth...”