I could fuck up a bánh mì right about now

I should get into Factorio again

i like my presidents like i like my japanese prime ministers

The Beast from Over the Garden Wall Very nice series, give it a watch~

Making a joke about the Trump assassination attempt? Isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?

“And they’re calling her Moo Deng! Moo Deng, little baby hippo.” “Mr. Trump, the question was about your immigration policy-” “And get this, she just started growing these… (pointing at mouth) little baby hippo teeth...”

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I jack off on company time

Eye Strain

Did you know its not illegal to drink 3 different beverages at once?