It's good to see you on the back page of theneweuropean, always where I start. Congrats. (Is TNE on bluesky yet?)

Sexting? Well, Spaffer seems an obvious one (sick, but he obviously appeals to a certain fetish community). And the sexter? Someone working for the BBC maybe? In a political role?

Bit more than 'a couple of seats in a box' - an £8000 box. If they tried that with the local planning officer they'd both be in court.Bit more than 'a couple of seats in a box' - an £8000 box. If they tried that with the local planning officer they'd both be in court.

Reply by saying that they are all blocked because NSFWReply by saying that they are all blocked because NSFW

It's an improvement on a Minister of the Crown in a disco, wearing a suit, and coked up to his eyeballs.It's an improvement on a Minister of the Crown in a disco, wearing a suit, and coked up to his eyeballs.

Time to rename Transport for Wales as Transport for the ValleysTime to rename Transport for Wales as Transport for the Valleys

Does the festival end by stuffing Liz Truss into the puppet and setting it on fire?Does the festival end by stuffing Liz Truss into the puppet and setting it on fire?

What "the Home Office want him to do" is not come to the UK, under any circumstances..What "the Home Office want him to do" is not come to the UK, under any circumstances..

There's a 1994 film in Cymraeg Ymadawiad Arthur with a similar plot. Someone loses the disc with all of Welsh culture on it, bar fragments. This refers to King Arthur who will fix things. So they go back to get King Arthur. And actually get a 1960s rugby player nicknamed 'King' Arthur. Great filmThere's a 1994 film in Cymraeg Ymadawiad Arthur with a similar plot. Someone loses the disc with all of Welsh culture on it, bar fragments. This refers to King Arthur who will fix things. So they go back to get King Arthur. And actually get a 1960s rugby player nicknamed 'King' Arthur. Great film

Burn the heretic!Burn the heretic!